

“A thousand year Reich needs thousand year soldiers”
Incredible opening sequence, it loses it’s way a little, but Christ it’s fun — the closest thing we have to a Wolfenstein movie.
★★★★☆


“A thousand year Reich needs thousand year soldiers”
Incredible opening sequence, it loses it’s way a little, but Christ it’s fun — the closest thing we have to a Wolfenstein movie.
★★★★☆


“That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.”
The most beautiful, fun, and engaging superhero movie I’ve ever seen; it’s not a high bar, but I really liked this a lot.
★★★★★


“You ever hear about this work in real life?”
A movie that takes place for almost all of it’s running time on the same patch of earth, with an unmoving soldier trapped on a mine; saw this around the same time as The Wall with which it shares an aesthetic and setting, despite some great things going for it this movie does poorly by comparison.
★★★☆☆


“Have you always been alone?”
An entertaining yarn, but not nearly worthy of the praise it received; one of Del Toro’s worst.
★★★☆☆


“You can’t let your father’s mistakes define who you are. You get to decide what kind of king you are going to be.”
Awful script, story, and visual effects; as much as it hurts to say, if this weren’t such a great display of black acting talent there’s no way this film would garner any praise at all.
★★☆☆☆
