"I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial."
A fun ride, Kristen Wiig is spectacularly talented, even if the gross and cringe cards get played a little too often, this is far better than most of the male-centric comedies in the same space.
"To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, An eternity in an hour. William Blake."
12 year old me LOVED this movie; 25 year old me thinks it's pretty bad but Jolie is incredibly watchable.
"Sooner or later one of two things has to happen. You will find a work of art so valuable you don't have to worry about anything. Or you will get caught."
A dark and unrepentant thriller with an undercurrent of wit, it's almost Coen-esque in it's zaniness; thoroughly enjoyable.
"Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee."
Elegantly and timelessly charming, I find it oddly soothing and reassuring, and one that has aged perfectly nearly eighty years later.
"If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones."
The film-making here is spectacular, it's a great watch even if the effects don't hold up and it puts you off mashed potato.