“There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no god.”
Incredible premise with another incredible performance by Jane Levy; this may be the tensest I’ve ever been watching a horror movie.
★★★★☆
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You’re Next
“You never want to do anything interesting any more.”
Smartly written and directed, with a fun twist that slowly reveals itself if you’re watching carefully.
★★★☆☆
Swiss Army Man
“If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?”
Delightfully bizarre, a must watch if only because you’ve never seen anything like it.
★★★★☆
The Accountant
“Tell me that’s not an original Pollock…”
A solid B movie, elevated by work from Affleck, it’s a lot of fun to watch, but the inconsistencies with the character stuck out like a sore thumb; wish he was my accountant.
★★★☆☆
The Witch
“We will conquer this wilderness. It will not consume us.”
Creepy, the production and setting of this is spectacular, and it looks consistently gorgeous throughout; great acting and the creepiness of the setting make this really work as a horror film, though you won’t jump out of your seat.
★★★★☆