"I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic."
The Losers
Dumb, but absurd amounts of fun and action, it's self-aware and goofy enough to be a riot even if it never makes the most out of great actors like Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Idris Elba; if The Expendables is for your dad's generation, this younger light-hearted take on a similar set-up is for you.