"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Bad Santa


Crass, bleak, and heavy drinking, three things every Christmas should be.


"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Crass, bleak, and heavy drinking, three things every Christmas should be.